Justin Sadegh: The Expert

Season 3, Episode 2 of “Experts at Nothing” titled “She Ends Up Saying No And They Never Talk Again”…or just “Experts: Valentine’s Day” works too.
By Justin Sadegh
Published by The Review
Dedicated to Becka Simon, I told you I’d make you one eventually. 
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone, the following is a list of ways you could make the holiday special:
1.) Haven’t bought your loved one a gift yet? Laminate this copy of “Experts” and give it to them with a card.
2.) Cook your loved one dinner and as they eat, read them every issue of “Experts” in your most sensual voice.
3.) Buy your loved one chocolate, eat it all, and replace it with crumpled up copies of “Experts at Nothing”. Chocolate lasts a second, but “Experts” lasts several seconds and can be read again in the future.
4.) Skip dinner and chocolate and just eat your copy of “Experts”. This is the pica alternative to Valentine’s Day. 
5.) Sit down with your significant other and color in your copy of “Experts”. Everybody loves coloring.
6.) Don’t have anyone to spend the holiday with? Just do everything mentioned above…but alone.
Well, I hope you enjoyed this weeks comic. Pass it on to a friend and keep an eye out for next weeks!

Season 3, Episode 2 of “Experts at Nothing” titled “She Ends Up Saying No And They Never Talk Again”…or just “Experts: Valentine’s Day” works too.

By Justin Sadegh

Published by The Review

Dedicated to Becka Simon, I told you I’d make you one eventually. 

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone, the following is a list of ways you could make the holiday special:

1.) Haven’t bought your loved one a gift yet? Laminate this copy of “Experts” and give it to them with a card.

2.) Cook your loved one dinner and as they eat, read them every issue of “Experts” in your most sensual voice.

3.) Buy your loved one chocolate, eat it all, and replace it with crumpled up copies of “Experts at Nothing”. Chocolate lasts a second, but “Experts” lasts several seconds and can be read again in the future.

4.) Skip dinner and chocolate and just eat your copy of “Experts”. This is the pica alternative to Valentine’s Day. 

5.) Sit down with your significant other and color in your copy of “Experts”. Everybody loves coloring.

6.) Don’t have anyone to spend the holiday with? Just do everything mentioned above…but alone.

Well, I hope you enjoyed this weeks comic. Pass it on to a friend and keep an eye out for next weeks!